Fourth Day as a Superhero
"Eight Different Types of Screams"
Superhero or not,
you're still a creature made of flesh and blood.
This is what happens when you run into me.
Sure-Kill Fist: Thousand-Year-Love!! Piercing Enema.
Sure-Kill Fist: "Thousand-Year-Love!! Piercing Ass Stab"
Nobody can stop my conquest of Earth now.
One lick is enough to tell me
how mediocre the cells that make up your bodies are.
Even if I didn't kill you today,
you wouldn't even have lived
Sorry to rain on your parade,
till you were 235. Pathetic.
but could you not interrupt me while I'm picking my nose?
Huh? Didn't I just stick my hand in you?
Dude! That sounds lewd!
It'd be embarrassing if people heard!
Not that I mind.
How are you still alive?
I thought I stuck it deep inside you!
Whoa, it's getting lewder by the second.
I'm sure I stuck it smack-dab inside you from behind!
Why are you making it worse!?
Look at all this blood.
You shouldn't be standing after having your body pierced this hard!
Okay, gotcha.
I'll smack you with my sandal and make it clear
who's dom and who's sub.
Huh?
How about this, then?
Ultimate Secret Move!
"Two-Handed Vice Grip Pluck"
Two-Handed Vice Grip Pluck.
What? Wh-Why?
Oh, no.
Not to mention, this looks kinda sexy?
No! Stab to kill!
Super Secret Move!
Super Secret Move!! "Thousand-Year Ten-Thousand-Year You Killer"
Thousand-Year Ten-Thousand-Year You Killer!
Stab! Stab! Stab!
Why can't I dig this out?
Stab! Stab! Stab!
I feel like I'm almost there.
Is it stuck in some hair?
The impact warps time and space,
and it stabs you so sharply, you'll shit your pants!
Damn it. Isn't this cheating?
How come he gets to be invincible?
I'm the second prince of the universe's most powerful empire,
Planet Tenaricent, Moemoe.
Second Prince Tenaricent
Moemoe
My glorious family has defeated countless planets across the universe
and made them their own, so why?
Oh?
It's finally out!
What?
Could it be that he was
more bothered by this tiny substance than me?
Huh? You're still here? You want me that badly?
Don't tell me...
Hey! Don't pick it up!
But didn't you drop it? I'll return it.
Stop, don't! Disgusting!
So this is your weakness!
I bet this substance is your natural enemy.
That is why you placed the highest priority
on getting it out of your body.
If I intake this,
I can decipher its molecular structure and physical traits in a flash.
Don't do it! Seriously! Hey!
I already ate it! You're not getting it back!
Well, you know...
Maybe it has a unique feel and texture...
Thanks for the food!
You can fly?
Earth's gravity is basically like a fart to me.
Then why'd you run down the stairs earlier?
I hereby begin my conquest of Earth!
Get back here! You're getting the sandal smack after all!
It's too late.
I have already completely absorbed that "Kryptoninite" substance.
Kryptoninite
My body is now nearly full of
that substance you fear so much!
That Substance
Father, the wait is almost over.
He's so excited about eating that crap. He should seek help.
I have taken over Earth!
What is he, eight?
Huh? Did I catch a cold?
A snot fairy?!
Come to me, that thing of Earthlings!
What? What's going on?
Lala-chan, I love you.
I can't make up my mind yet!
Is he planning on destroying Earth for real?!
Nothing can stop me now!
Say your prayers!
Don't tell me it's made up of that.
If he does this with such a massive pile of that,
the whole city will be in deep shit.
Eat shit!
Oh, so "like subordinates, like leader," huh?
Well, let's say all of mankind worked together to repel the invaders.
Good job.
Wait, no way!
It's surprisingly heavy, so I messed up earlier.
But it's all right.
Its weight guarantees that it'll crush you.
Stop that! You should stop!
Why don't you stop?
Just stop!
I'll protect my home and my precious daughter with this sandal!
Nice. I like that love and passion.
Superhero, I'll at least let you give me your name before you die!
I'm Min-chan's daddy!
That's a rather amusing name.
Then, "Daddy,"
turn to dust with your beloved family!
Only Min-chan can call me Daddy!
That makes me want to call you that even more.
Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!
Daddydaddydaddydaddy!
Shaddup!
M-Min-chan...
Min-chan, isn't the moon big and round tonight?
Though it's made up of you-know-what.
What's wrong, Daddy? Who is that?!
Sorry, the battle's on hold! Timeout!
You damned pig!
Didn't I tell you stop existing forever?
But here you are in front of my house, and with your nipples showing, no less!
And did you have to yell "Daddy" over and over again?!
I'm depressed that my father's not coming home, you know!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Stop it, you female glober!
That guy is my prey!
Shut up and piss off!
When I was a kid,
my Mother beat me that way, too.
Every single move of hers brings back
memories of my childhood.
Back then, I physically felt the
endless depth of Mother's love.
Beaten up and yelled at every day,
I accepted her love with my body.
I was so happy...
I love her.
All of her punches hit me right in the heart.
It hurts. It really hurts.
It hurts so much, it's so hard to take,
and it's irresistible.
This planet has a woman as beautiful as Mother.
I want to marry her!
I don't mind offering every last bit of my heart to her!
It's... It's my fault.
Lady glober.
Ignore him.
If you kiss the back of my hand,
I shall take you as my wife.
I'll give you the chance to hit me every day.
And I promise to satisfy you with
eight different types of screams.
Damn. I've had my heart stolen by her.
Oh, what have I done?
How could I forget to offer a gift to my future queen?
What could I need to seize the heart of a female glober?
Prince! Analyzing all our data has shown that
the gift most likely to succeed is an "apartment."
All right! Then buy all the apartments in this building!
Nico Nico Real Estate
Wh-What?
Why does such a tiny apartment have so many zeroes in its price?
Looks like we can't buy them all.
Thanks for having us.
How'd it go? Think we can buy one apartment, at least?
It's impossible, Prince.
After calculating the Galactic Exchange Rate,
we found that our entire expedition war chest
can only buy a single 4.5 tatami mat room.
No! I can't live with my queen there!
How about that "loan" thing, then?
We asked a broking firm for a five-hundred-year loan,
but they told us we were "off our rockers"!
What?!
Do they think we can't live for a mere five hundred years?
Prince, we do have a last resort, for what it's worth...
Spit it out quick! What is it?
Whatcha gonna do? Sell or not?
I-I'll sell.
Okay, we have a deal.
P-Prince! Please reconsider!
Shut up.
You guys are dismissed! Go home!
How are we supposed to go home without a ship,
Prince?!
Was Min-chan seriously trying to kill me?
I'm an immortal superhero, but the wounds Min-chan gave me just won't heal.
My, you poor thing. I'll heal you with my kisses.
Stop! Don't touch me!
Get any closer, and I'll seriously punch your lights out!
Huh? Who is it?
Oh, it's a visitor for me!
At this hour?
More like, it's a new flatmate.
You rented out the room next to mine?
Here's the rent for one year.
My, you're young and a hunk.
Come in, come in.
Fatty, you come here, too.
Huh? There's someone else living here?
That's right. It's a long story.
Now, introduce yourselves.